Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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