4 words: hood of his car
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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