great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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