If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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