trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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