Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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