i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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