Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
