as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Damn victory sex feels great
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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