I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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