We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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