her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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