So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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