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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone

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Call Allen I bet he will do some coke with you.

Submitted by escodiesel on May 18, 10 at 5:03pm

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don't you know that coke ruins lives moron. smoke the reefer instead.

Submitted by queenbongmaster on May 18, 10 at 5:28pm

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I thought there was an ipone app for that. turned out just to be the power button

Submitted by hysyde on May 18, 10 at 7:07pm

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You're an idiot.

Submitted by urallstupid on May 18, 10 at 6:27pm

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CRACK IS WACK!

Submitted by yosipherre on May 18, 10 at 8:25pm

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you should probably go to rehab..

Submitted by kschenks on May 19, 10 at 12:30am

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Haha call me

Submitted by xoxohoe on May 18, 10 at 7:13pm

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Not into the hard stuff anymore but this is still hilariious.

Submitted by jbubbya on May 18, 10 at 10:53pm

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yeah guess that should be an app on the iphone, since that's the only phone you can do lines on I guess. loser

Submitted by GoldenMe on May 18, 10 at 4:36pm

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- Wanna Bet.. Iv seen people bust up lines ona Krazer in a moving car~ think twice callin people Loosers
  
  Submitted by lazyloon93 on May 18, 10 at 10:55pm
  
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- I agree with lazyloon...My friend did lines of special K off of a blackberry. Anything is possible!
  
  Submitted by wiccasyouth on May 19, 10 at 12:49pm
  
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Oh yes first

Submitted by lilute on May 18, 10 at 4:35pm

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There used to be an app on iPhone like that... According to YouTube the android phones can get it, called nose candy..\n\nWhy is your phone on vibrate if your doing lines off it? Dumbass!

Submitted by dorkof82 on May 18, 10 at 5:36pm

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as said by queenbongmaster....lol

Submitted by vinogirl on May 18, 10 at 7:04pm

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- Lost everything because my ex was a coke head. At least I know not to do that. Weed is straight and doesn't fuck your life up like coke does, and only a gateway if u let it be!
  
  Submitted by queenbongmaster on May 18, 10 at 8:35pm
  
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if you dont like it then get the hell off this website

Submitted by jessiemsmith on May 21, 10 at 10:28am

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Love me sum blow- cmon over!

Submitted by mintyshake on May 18, 10 at 4:41pm

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Stayin classy ;)

Submitted by TequilaSunrise17 on May 19, 10 at 1:51am

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Bahahaaa, this is Great!!

Submitted by azizLOVER on May 18, 10 at 8:49pm

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soooooo your a Kappa?

Submitted by McNasty1816 on Dec 12, 10 at 2:56pm

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HAHAHAHA i would totally do that; classic.

Submitted by NataSept on May 20, 10 at 2:54am

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That takes me back to high school days

Submitted by pureawesomeness on May 19, 10 at 5:58am

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Daaaamn. XD

Submitted by CaseyMassacre on Aug 7, 10 at 8:23pm

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Lol too funny

Submitted by RIboi21 on May 19, 10 at 5:24am

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nobody gives a fuck that you party, and next time turn your phone off dumbass. hope you enjoy sneezing up chunks of your nose

Submitted by dgafaboutu on May 21, 10 at 4:02pm

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Like play rehersal? What's wrong with that? And one other thing, how am I supposed to live without you?

Submitted by michaelbolton on May 18, 10 at 5:11pm

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- why don't you just go by mike?
  
  Submitted by mehhhh on May 18, 10 at 8:51pm
  
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First againnnnnn

Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 10 at 4:25pm

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- get a life retard
  
  Submitted by queenbongmaster on May 18, 10 at 5:32pm
  
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Ha I've done that

Submitted by pdpotman420 on May 18, 10 at 10:15pm

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Haha funnnnnny

Submitted by wompbass on May 18, 10 at 9:52pm

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Fuck! I do that too and it pisses me off when people continuously text and call me cause they know

Submitted by xxrawr11wtfxx on May 19, 10 at 10:27pm

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Lolololololol @ 5:03

Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 10 at 8:07am

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that is AMAZING.\nand um hello, it could be lines of anything, why do you all assume coke as soon as someone says "lines" could be meth, could be morphine, who knows

Submitted by CrystalM222 on Jul 6, 10 at 11:45pm

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haahahahahhaa love this

Submitted by ffadeshimmer on May 19, 10 at 3:28am

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Submitted by escodiesel on May 18, 10 at 5:03pm

Submitted by queenbongmaster on May 18, 10 at 5:28pm

Submitted by hysyde on May 18, 10 at 7:07pm

Submitted by urallstupid on May 18, 10 at 6:27pm

Submitted by yosipherre on May 18, 10 at 8:25pm

Submitted by kschenks on May 19, 10 at 12:30am

Submitted by xoxohoe on May 18, 10 at 7:13pm

Submitted by jbubbya on May 18, 10 at 10:53pm

Submitted by GoldenMe on May 18, 10 at 4:36pm

Submitted by lazyloon93 on May 18, 10 at 10:55pm

Submitted by wiccasyouth on May 19, 10 at 12:49pm

Submitted by lilute on May 18, 10 at 4:35pm

Submitted by dorkof82 on May 18, 10 at 5:36pm

Submitted by vinogirl on May 18, 10 at 7:04pm

Submitted by queenbongmaster on May 18, 10 at 8:35pm

Submitted by jessiemsmith on May 21, 10 at 10:28am

Submitted by mintyshake on May 18, 10 at 4:41pm

Submitted by TequilaSunrise17 on May 19, 10 at 1:51am

Submitted by azizLOVER on May 18, 10 at 8:49pm

Submitted by McNasty1816 on Dec 12, 10 at 2:56pm

Submitted by NataSept on May 20, 10 at 2:54am

Submitted by pureawesomeness on May 19, 10 at 5:58am

Submitted by CaseyMassacre on Aug 7, 10 at 8:23pm

Submitted by RIboi21 on May 19, 10 at 5:24am

Submitted by dgafaboutu on May 21, 10 at 4:02pm

Submitted by michaelbolton on May 18, 10 at 5:11pm

Submitted by mehhhh on May 18, 10 at 8:51pm

Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 10 at 4:25pm

Submitted by queenbongmaster on May 18, 10 at 5:32pm

Submitted by pdpotman420 on May 18, 10 at 10:15pm

Submitted by wompbass on May 18, 10 at 9:52pm

Submitted by xxrawr11wtfxx on May 19, 10 at 10:27pm

Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 10 at 8:07am

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Submitted by ffadeshimmer on May 19, 10 at 3:28am

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