he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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