You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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