So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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