she sounds like chewbacca in bed
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
