Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Just invented taco cereal.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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