ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I need a burrito and a hug.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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