I hate your face
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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