OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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