I heard we made out
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Come on in and take your pants off
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