vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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