so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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