She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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