why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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