He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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