just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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