I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Enjoy the penises
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
try to milk me bitch
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