I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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