I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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