I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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