thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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