I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Can you bring me the toilet please
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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