roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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