I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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