i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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