Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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