He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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