it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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