Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
