He asked me if I "almost moaned"
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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