Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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