You made me cry and you don't even care
there was a trapeze. enough said
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
