Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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