we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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