i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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