That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Randomize