He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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