he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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