why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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