I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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